Also, if you live in Salt Lake City, make sure your inventory of liquor is adequate to see you through the Mormon Quarterly Conference; that’s when the liquor-store shelves go bare.
I actually knew a Mormon who went to jail because he rented an X-rated video (back in the days when you had to give a large deposit for a VCR and video rental) and when we went to return it, a woman from his church was working there. He went back every day for a week and she was always there. So he kept the video and VCR.
Problem was that he had written the deposit checks on an account he had closed and they cashed them after a week. He got arrested for theft and for intentionally bouncing checks.