Good Grief:Glenn Beck: Ted Cruz is Sent To Save The World from the "last of days"

The Conservative Treehouse ^ | 3-20-2016 | sundance

[Elsie]

I think Beck’s Magic Mormon Underwear is a bit too tight, seems to be squeezing his brains.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/tight-underwear/1057145/

[Elsie]

What I’m used to is people making hysterical, unsubstantiated claims.

Here on FR we have...

... calm people making reasonable sounding, unsubstantiated claims, hoping that their smooth words will sedate anyone who might be inclined to check further.

[Elsie]

I just read right here on FR a tRump supporter say that “God had his hand upon him” and that’s why he is going to be President.

Isaiah 45:1

[Elsie]

Some are, but since there are far more Trump supporters than Cruz supporters on FR, I guess a few Trump nuts are to be expected.

Galatians 5:12

[smoothsailing]

Ouch!

[jonno]

I figured I should stop on an even number (that, or a number devisable by two...)

[Elsie]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that understand binary numbers, and those who don’t.

[jonno]

Using that logic, I don’t know if I’m turned on - or turned off...

[Zionist Conspirator]

I really wish Ted had never hooked up with Beck.

[Elsie]

Some cutsey pie marking geek; back in the day; must have thought replacing ON OFF with 1 0 was a really modern thing to do!

[smoothsailing]

I’d rather have the insight in to his judgement. In this case his very poor judgement.

[jonno]

Agreed

[pgkdan]

I’ll bet you this. Ted was supremely embarrassed by it and I’ll just be Beck was told to STOP IT afterwards. The problem with Beck is, though, he is INSANE and there is no controlling him. Ergo this Mormon Prophet thing. I am embarrassed for Ted, frankly (even though he his my second choice).

His wife and father said nuttier things. He's managed to shut them up and keep them backstage but there's NO stopping Beck!

[pgkdan]

With friends like this....... Ted, it’s time to disconnect thyself.

[gg188]

THIS is the "prophet" (below) who Beck refers to as having prophesied Ted Cruz needs to be president. And now Cruz woman here objects?? No Cruz woman here will call for Beck's removal from the Cruz campaign?

So all the women on FR who support Cruz are ok with this--click here

[smoothsailing]

Sorry, I couldn't help myself... 8^)

The reality isn't so funny, is it? Cruz getting all tight with a religious cult is disqualifying in my estimation. He needed to denounce the likes of Beck months ago. It's too late now, his poor judgement is on full display.

[mlizzy]

What Christ wants is a pro-life America, and he sent us a number of candidates who could have worked to get the job done, or at least put a dent in all of the killing.

Cruz is the only man left standing for this task. In that way, I agree with Beck.

[smoothsailing]

No, I suspect Christ wants a pro-life WORLD.

[mlizzy]

No disagreement there!

[MHGinTN]

If Glen is touting Ted as the one to ‘lead us through the Rapture, Glen is expecting to be after it happens! Come to think of it, he’s planning on Ted being left too, so perhaps Glen has found that proverbial acorn?