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To: The Heavyset Viking

I think Mr. Rubio has a very promising career ahead of him beginning in Jan 2017 -

The Trump people will need someone to oversee the valet parking at the White House. He’ll be parking a few cars himself if everything goes right!

He’ll be perfect for the job. Congratulations Marco - good luck on your new career; we know you’ll do well...


14 posted on 03/15/2016 3:41:44 AM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: MichaelCorleone

Magic Eight Ball says valet parking/dishwashing at Gloria Estefan’s Bongos Cuban Cafe in Miami in his future.


17 posted on 03/15/2016 3:57:44 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: MichaelCorleone

Reminds me of he Eric Roberts character “Paulie” in the POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE. He ended up being coffee boy to Bed Bug Eddie. Perfect job for Rubio. But don’t cut off his thumb. Just cut those high heels down an inch or so.

Another job he could get would be the first transvestite on THE FIVE and he could keep his high heels so he’d really fit in.


28 posted on 03/15/2016 5:11:12 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Cruz voters: Wake up! Trump is our only chance of stopping the gopE. If not now, never!)
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To: MichaelCorleone

Rubio can’t see over the steering wheel. (Of a roller skate)


32 posted on 03/15/2016 5:32:58 AM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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