[Berlin_Freeper]

Happy Feet 2

[Smokin' Joe]

‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s just restin’...

[Smokin' Joe]

Hmmmm. At an average of 30 kilos (66 lbs) each, that would translate to a skinned and dressed weight of roughly 15 kilos each.

That'd be roughly 5 million pounds of frozen penguin (dressed weight), just laying there in God's own deep freeze!

(I bet they taste like fish...)

[Nailbiter]

this thread has possibilities for hilarity

[poinq]

Or to look at it another way. 150,000 dead penguins mean there are about a million fish who can live to swim another day. The lord giveth and he taketh away.

[Mark17]

penguins have died in Antarctica because a colossal iceberg cut off their sea access.

I guess global warming is a myth, otherwise all the ice bergs would have melted.

:-)

[teeman8r]

Women and minorities hardest hit

[a fool in paradise]

probably pining for the fjords

[Moonman62]

In fact, experts think there’s a less horrific explanation for the missing birds: When the fishing gets tough, penguins simply pick up and move.

...

That reminds me of the Sam Kinison bit about how starving people in the desert should move to where the food is.

[moose07]

penguin ping....

[Fightin Whitey]

There are 15,000 elk dead in Montana since the introduction of Canadian wolves to the Yellowstone Park area.

Not to mention untold numbers of moose, mountain goats and bighorn sheep.

But that’s okay because it was by bureaucrats playing God in the furtherance of radical environmentalism.

[Jonah Hex]