And when they want more money they will threaten to go on strike from NOT committing crimes until their stipend is increased.
Why couldn't the general populace also start to go around committing crimes to get on the $9000 gravy train? You could see 2 neighbors shake hands on breaking each others' living room windows and reporting each other. I wonder if the $9000 is being paid by local tax monies or fed money. Wouldn't you love being privileged to pay your share of DC's idiotic $9000 "Please don't commit crimes" bribe?