[VerySadAmerican]

Do you all have your parental consent forms
in order to visit the hospital for the operation to remove your c_ _ _ _ _ _ _ to make sure you’ll never enjoy sex?

[Slyfox]

"On the board you will see that Mohammed teaches that none of you will go to heaven because only good muslim men go there."

"So teacher, where will we go? I thought that there will be in heaven lots of virgins and women with perpetual virginity."

"That is wrong. The only virgins in heaven will be young boys. Next question."