It's a Fujimican Rialto Door Horse from the Art Emetic Period.
The maker of this rare wonder is no doubt the Apostle Zarathud the Incorrigible, Offender of the Faith:
If you look closely you'll find a hidden compartment in which was kept a copy of The Five Commandments which read as follows:
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What he reads.
Know therefore that you have come upon a mighty treasure.
One which has been sought after by at least two other people one of which was never committed to any institution for the criminally insane.
Part with it only with the greatest reluctance.
Or failing in that, at least get several bus tokens or a CTA Pass for it.
Now go forth and have a Sacred Chao tattooed on your left butt cheek.
