Every forum has its Gut Feeling Brigade, taking the most tortured path possible to plug holes in unlikely scenarios, then claim Occam’s Razor explains it all.
I’ve long given up trying to reason with these people, finding that you can’t reason someone out of something they weren’t reasoned into.
I've seen IBTZs and FReepers demanding the mods zot FReeper xyz because they don't agree with the "general consensus."
It's funny.