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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Because pork is not Kosher, the individual “pork chop” in Israel must be very rare and expensive.

Every Israeli should have two holsters, one with a pistol and the other with a pork chop. Special holsters can be designed to keep the pork chop nice and fresh so it will not deteriorate.

Until the State of Israel can retrofit the few non-kosher butcheries and farms to handle the pork chop deficit, I suggest that we lovers of life and freedom who are no longer bound by Mosaic Law raise, slaughter, package and ship as many pork chops as needed until our Israeli allies can get up to speed on this new, devastating, effective, secret weapon!

Am Yisroel Chai!

Of course, for HAMas, we can substitue sliced ham.


37 posted on 10/14/2015 6:27:01 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site; Viking2002; 2ndDivisionVet
Every Israeli should have two holsters, one with a pistol and the other with a pork chop. Special holsters can be designed to keep the pork chop nice and fresh so it will not deteriorate.

Problem solved. Fits nicely in Mace holster and addresses kosher handling issues with long shelf life as it that matters. Suitable for buffer in shotgun shells, your choice of shot size.


38 posted on 10/14/2015 6:45:12 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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