[BitWielder1]

I heard Joe Biden, since he has nothing real to do, bought a jigsaw puzzle to pass the time.
It took him several months but finally it was finished.
He was so proud, he had to show it to someone, so he called the nearest Secret Service agent.
The agent said, "Congratulations Sir. I was wondering why it took so long."
Joe says, "What do you mean long, it says on the box right here, 3 to 5 years."

[Reaganite Republican]

That’s great!

[ShadowAce]

Joe Biden bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail. Ol' Joe was stuck again.

The neighbor then suggested that he notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, Joe couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbor then suggested that he measure the horses for height. When he did that, ol' Joe was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one!!