This took me back a few years and made me laugh out loud. About 15 years ago, I was looking for a specific style/color sweater for my lady. I could not find it anywhere, but I knew it was what she wanted, so I made every effort to find it.
She's a size 4 and I marched into a Lane Bryant looking for the item. The staff was not amused. WTF did I know about shopping for women's clothes?
LOL...that’s funny! I bought one article of clothing for my wife in the 13 years (married 9) we’ve been together.
It was in the first or second year of our relationship and I got her jacket for her birthday. I though she would look good in it, and she did...but it was a shot in the dark for me size-wise, etc.
But she wore it only once or twice, so she felt otherwise.
Never again.
Lucky you weren't trying to buy clothes for a niece or daughter and stumbled into a Victoria's Secret. Probably would have gotten thrown out and had the cops called. LOL.
All I know about shoes for women if the heel is 6" tall and spiked they are OK with me.