[sockmonkey]

Hugo Chavez was right. Capitalism killed Mars!

[Mastador1]

I don’t know but I will bet that somehow they work islam into it.

[Kirkwood]

I heard they discovered a massive underground lake back in August, then nothing more.

[InterceptPoint]

I have very good connections at NASA.

What I’m hearing: Think Jimmy Hoffa. You heard it here first.

[GreenHornet]

What’s Behind NASA’s Upcoming Mystery Announcement About Mars

The Obama administration will announce that we will accept 100,000 refugees fleeing the Martian civil war.

[GreyFriar]

they found an SUV that was responsible for destroying Mars’ climate and atmosphere.

[max americana]

So they’ll finally reveal hookers with 3 boobs?

[EEGator]

“We’ll tell you, we just need more money first.”

[Vaquero]

Ping

[Henchster]

...evidence of liquid, briny water that seemed to spring up in finger-like dark flows — known as "recurring slope lineae," or RSL — on surface of the planet during warm seasons.

If NASA is involved, the "big" announcement will be man-made Global Warming on Mars.

[cyclotic]

A single molecule of water, showing the irrefutable proof of life, unlike the clump of cells that is laying on a stainless steel table crying while it’s face is being harvested, which is not life.

[Cementjungle]

Clockmed has designed a space ship. NASA is awarding him a $100 billion contract to implement his design.

[capt. norm]

"Bad news/Good news:

BAD NEWS: Iranians have landed on Mars.

GOOD NEWS:They are ALL there!

[Aleya2Fairlie]

Deceptions abound these days; designed to lead the gullible astray. Beware.

[Ken522]

I bet they found John Carter’s tomb!!!

[gaijin]

Lujendra Ojha, a grad student at Georgia Tech

[TLI]

If the discovery is indeed liquid water, it could be that the source is underground — and that flowing water might exist under the surface of Mars.

EPA claims jurisdiction, proposes 907,283 pages of new rules...

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[BushCountry]

Mark Watney is alive!!!

[aquila48]

[4yearlurker]

They found beer bottles.