[Da Coyote]

He lies like a Muslim.
He knows nothing about the economy like a Muslim.
He hates like a Muslim.
He acts like a Muslim.

Oh, riiiiight, Dorkbama the Muslim is not a Muslim.

[Leaning Right]

Don't get all excited. When a person applies to a college, he must put down his citizenship info., etc. So just take a look at Obama’s college records.

Oh wait. Nobody can take a look at Obama’s college records. They're sealed.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Had a normal sounding name barry soetero. Changed it back to a mooselimb name. Obviously to get into a college as a foreign student.
he is a mooselimb.