You swaggered into town, name-dropping and referencing "mysterious" (oooooohhh, so mysterious) connections you had.
You put Leisure Suit Larry to shame with your stories of derring-do!
Striding into every nook and cranny of FReepertown, you were kicking tail and taking names (or so you told yourself).
You got so full of yourself that you actually believed your Trollish behavior wouldn't be noticed and flagged.
Why, you had become such a Huge player on FR, you could call long-term FReepers Noobs and Russian spies!
You were above it all, King of the Hill!
And then, and then ...... the smackdown, the Mighty ZOT!
Now teenage girls will forever point and giggle at you:
The Overly Concerned Girlfriend has noticed you:
Even Bugs recognizes you:
Your comments and behavior on FR have clearly marked you as a sad-sack Retread:
FR Kitties will be visiting your ZOTTED ashes to perform a ritual "scratch, dump and cover" ceremony in honor of your dastardly activities on FR.
Here's a FR Butthurt form for you to fill out. Everyone will surely enjoy your erudite responses. Feel free to continue on the back and use as many additional blank sheets as you feel appropriate.
