OMG! I can just hear it! Jeb’s wife, Columba: “Jeb, how did you get that black hand?”
Jeb: “I donno.”
Columbia: “You don’t know? Come on, you had better tell me!”
Jeb: “Columbia, you promise you won’t get mad? I was at a rally and these Black Lives Matter gals convinced me that I was a black man trapped in a white man’s body. I felt so ashamed, so I am undergoing a race transformation procedure. I’m going black.”