I don't know, but I do know that....
Scissors.
Beats Paper.
LOL, well done!
I was trying to find the “lava kid” from “Volcano” and then I ran across this:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7530/157/1600/rock-paper-scissors-WWII.jpg
Scissors beat paper!
You just caused me to eject some liquid beverage through my nasal passages at this early morning hour! lol