We *have* a moose. Well, not actually a moose moose, but we call him a moose- Zeus the Moose. He’s actually a Bo’tchweenie. He weighs 8.5 pounds.
You go, Extremist! I’m right there with ya.
LOL.....
I have a moose...well it’s actually a puppet from L.L. Bean and belongs to my grandson, but it IS a moose. :-)