Posted on 07/22/2015 12:59:41 PM PDT by lbryce
You know, if they want to put a woman on the $10 bill, how about Dolly Madison, or Betsy Ross (don’t jump on me, I know she didn’t sew the first flag), or Mary Ludwig (Molly Pitcher).
I don’t have too much problem with any of these.
Try suggesting these names to a liberal, and you’ll find out what they really want. Gloria Steinham, Betty Freidan, or Margaret Sanger.
A dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd. 2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd. 3 WITCH. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time! 1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.— Toad, that under cold stone, Days and nights has thirty-one; Swelter'd venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
3 WITCH. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf; Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark; Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark; Liver of blaspheming Jew; Gall of goat, and slips of yew Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse; Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips; Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,— Make the gruel thick and slab: Add thereto a tiger's chaudron, For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Cool it with a baboon's blood, Then the charm is firm and good.
We could always make a three dollar bill and put Elena Kagan on it...
Love those cankles. Fap,fap, fap...not!
How about Barbara Frietchie (in keeping with the current anti-Confederate hysteria)?
How about Barbara Frietchie
Yep she also works. Of course if you tell her name to a liberal, all you’ll get is a blank stare.
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