..yet no, I am not trying to invite myself to the party party-after party where waterbeds could come in handy, although the first party, before the party-party after-party, where it's just food, music, and lots of somebody else's champagne, could be interesting. can I sign up up for that one?
I'll bring a gift for the bride(s). (like maybe a cattle prod, she(s) may need one -- woops, that was supposed to be a secret) ...and the honeymoon salad lettuce alone
just bring yourself...!