It was a dark and stormy night... " and the island was shrouded with fog" Suddenly a shot rang out! a dog barked in the distance, . and the cougar turned suddenly while the the man with the gun....
"My secretary lay snoring on the floor her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was."
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Meanwhile, back at the ranch....