It’s hard being a conservative. Every day I wake up and there are:
- Women to oppress
- Blacks to repress
- Rivers and streams to pollute
- Illegal aliens to exploit
- Tax loopholes to manipulate
- Low income customers to cheat
- Precious natural resources to plunder
- Native Americans to insult
- Gays to offend
- Union members to abuse
- Politicians to pay off
- Poor people to demonize
- Toxic wastes to release
- Soils to erode
- Unhealthy foods to promote
- Unsophisticated clients to swindle
- Protected identity groups to mock
- Minority voters to disenfranchise
- Controversial flags to fly
- Elderly people to push off cliffs
You forgot about the climate to warm up, icebergs to melt and oceans to rise!
Don’t forget giving undeserved preference to white customers when those silly Negroes aren’t present (thanks Eddie Murphy documentary for breaking that one!)
Funny list. I get sick of the white guilt liberals. When ISIS co es o er ans enslaves them they will realize how idiotic they sounded and ow good thwy really had it.