I saw that little tryst you two were having - decided to stay out of it.
But if you really want to win him, I know the way to his heart.
It’s meatballs (my special recipe.) Preferably with a side of Sriracha.
It's true, them awesome big meatballs with Sriracha wouldn't hurt his case any.
So far he won't even come up with a set of shock boots so I kind of doubt his sincerity.
Speaking of which, (Sriracha, not sincerity) I'll be firing up some Sriracha-cue chicken
wings later while I wait for some sign of the true devotion required to win my heart.