I am NOT! I’m an asshole. Several lesser evils informed me of that just yesterday. ;)
Too bad you’re not from Massachusetts.
Then you could have your claim to fame in the new dictionary entry.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3304899/posts
(OED makes “Masshole” official.)
for the record, I do not think your post of predictions is crazy.
Starting right before, say Ferguson, who could’ve predicted how many body slams our culture would take through the end of this past week? It’s frightening, the speed....