[WayneS]

Poltroon?

Isn’t he the president of Russia? Or am I pronouncing it incorrectly?

[Louis Foxwell]

I believe you are referring to an antonym of poltroon, a spectacular belligerent and noteworthy Cacafuego, Commissar Putin. Nice try, though.

Honorable Mention Award:

[Robert A Cook PE]

After Obola’s high-speed rail hit the water, it became a pooltrain.

But his swansong was done by an ex-rock-and-roll band headed by Jessie Pooltrain.