Holy cow - that is funny!
One other thing I wanted to propose to the group:
The fires that burned the camp. Anyone else think it was a little strange how they just conflagrated out of nowhere? I’m not thinking it was Ramsey and his Twenty. Good. Men. We’ve got the opening shot of Mel looking into the fires, then all of a sudden WHOOSH? Either 1) She’s praying for a disaster to destroy most of the camp, which would push Stannis into the sacrifice, or 2) Her “powers” got out of control. Most of what she does is theater, which she admits, but perhaps it was just more than what she was capable of managing.
It just seems silly that Ramsey & Co could start such massive fires, on snow-soaked tents & equipment, with such secrecy. I’m not buying it.
I think that the fires really are the result of Ramsey’s raid. All they would need is some good oil. They would be able to sneak up on Stannis’ men, who are starving, tired, and demoralized due to the weather.
Melisandre looked liked she sensed something, right before the fires went up. She looked surprised, so I’m thinking that she had nothing to do with them - even though they worked out the way that she wanted with a sacrifice to the Red God.