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Can a fart be misogynist?
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| December 22, 2013
Posted on 05/19/2015 7:40:54 AM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels
By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant. This intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn't fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness. This in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed. WTF? Just because guys tend not to be anal retentive (and have a sense of humor about it) doesn't mean you biddies have to go all socio-psycho-whacko about it.
If you can't take the heat...
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:50:39 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: rickmichaels
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
Fart for freedom, fart for libertyand fart proudly.
A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.
What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!
Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less distinguished.
He that lives upon hope will die farting.
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:51:58 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Dilbert San Diego
Who the heck comes up with such subjects???People who are paid a ridiculous amount of either taxpayer dollars or a cut of college tuition to gin up new things to whine about.
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:52:30 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: dangus
Aeons ago, I used to know a guy named “Ed”. Ed’s favorite meal, back in those days, was Domino’s pizza and Iron City beer. Both in large quantities.
Ed’s SBDs could clear a gymnasium ... but were usually released in a much smaller venue.
Ed, wherever you are: We who are about to fart salute you!
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:52:49 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: Blood of Tyrants
Let this chick go fart in Syria where she can see what a real patriarchy is like.
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:52:52 AM PDT
by
22202NOVA
(Tagline? I don't need no stinking tagline!)
To: Blood of Tyrants
I’ve never been killed by a fart. If I was offended by a fart I’d say have way too muc time on my hands. Farts are anti-discriminatory anyway therefore the argument is moot.
To: BipolarBob
I would think a “Dutch Oven” would be macro-aggression.
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:53:19 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Albion Wilde
These women quite literally have their heads up where the sun dont shine.That could cause significant difficulty in releasing gaseous emanations, but it might also explain their 'thinking'...
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:55:57 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: rickmichaels
Men seldom make passes
At girls who pass gases.
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posted on
05/19/2015 7:58:42 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(When I grow up, I'm gonna settle down, chew honeycomb & drive a tractor, grow things in the ground.)
To: rickmichaels
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:00:04 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Darksheare
It’s should be obvious you all are missing the point.
This is all caused by the rise in CO2 changing the
composition of plant material, hence Global Warming.
These emissions being a flammable gas in many instances
(or so I’ve heard) should all be part of our “Green
Energy” program, with collector machines on every corner,
and in every house and business. Clothing of course
would have to be modified to provide access to these
units so that would be a net gain in the tailoring
sector in addition.
Children’s flatulence being of a lessor amount
could safely be released “into the wild” as it were.
Training dogs and cats to use these facilities
could provide a source of income
for many low and no income individuals.
In all a net gain for world energy, and isn’t
that what we all really need, more power?
Bertha Butt, Chairperson World Energy Commission
appointed by FLOTUS Michele Obama 2017.
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:01:56 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: laweeks
Wasn't it Descartes who flautlated?
Je pète donc je suis.
To: rickmichaels
I like to “light ‘em off” in the grocery store, then when folks look over toward us to see who is guilty, I look at my wife like she did it. Turns her color every time!
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:08:55 AM PDT
by
Quickgun
(I got here kicking,screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I can go out that way if I have to)
To: rickmichaels
It is impossible to make fun of these people, they are beyond the point of parody.
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:11:16 AM PDT
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: Quickgun
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:14:35 AM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
To: NorthMountain
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for my best morning laugh!
To: rickmichaels
They have not been around my wife when I cook with garlic.
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:14:53 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: DeFault User
Governor William J. LePetomane?
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:15:06 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: rickmichaels
Respectable degrees?
Given the conversations, there can be only one response: Bwahahaha!!
To: laweeks
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posted on
05/19/2015 8:16:07 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
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