True story: While working in Saudi my co-worker and I visited one of the many malls. My friend went to use the men's room and relieved himself in what looked like a large urinal, positioned a little lower than most Americans are accustomed to. While at the trough doing his business, a local walked in, and when he saw what my friend was doing his eyes bulged in dis-belief and it looked like his head was about to explode. He started screaming in arabic at my friend and quickly ran off to summon the mutawah. I noticed he was moving quickly as he came out and suggested that we beat a retreat out of the mall before they found him.
OOPS! HA!