Beat me to it.
I don’t go through life attempting to offend people. However, in the case of these precious delicate little snowflakes I can’t WAIT to meet them in person or even better, if one comes in for a job, I will happily offend them every way legally possible.
hiring one of these sub-morons is tantamount to saying “I hate my business, I hate my current employees and wish all my hated employees to end up in court with me fighting lawsuits”.
I get the irresistible temptation to show these snowflakes my R Lee Ermey imitation.