As a loyal Obamanaut,naturally my home is decorated with large color portraits of our Awesome Leader, as yours should be. As I bowed before them in the hours I reserve for prayers to Allah The All-Wise and Merciful to preserve Him and our Transformed Country, I noticed the portraits are of different guys.
Different lips. Different moles. Different scars. Different noses. As a result, I am beset by theological doubts. Is Barack Hussein Obama one god, or many gods? His own Trinity? WTH is going on here?