Freshman know-it-all students are a hoot.
Don’t sweat the small stuff kid. And guess what? It’s all small stuff! Aaaaiieeee!
He probably has one semester of Philosophy under his belt. The exact amount needed to know what is wrong with the beliefs/lifestyles of every other person on the planet.
PS Don’t blame outstate Minnesota for the actions of those in the metro, it’s a different world out here ;).