You hid behind a thin, and false, veneer of a "conservative" label while you blogged and pimped and blogged and pimped and blogged and pimped .... well you know what you did.
But just like all non-conservatives on FR, eventually your veneer wore too thin, your true self oozed out, and "WHAMMO" you got the ZOT!
Teenage girls will forever giggle at your besotted zottedness, and your burning butt status, because you will live in infamy forever on the innerwebs!
You are now on the long list of zottees officially recognized by the "Overly Concerned Girlfriend."
Here's the proper form for Zottees to fill out (multiple copies are recommended to ensure that all "FR ZOT Board" members receive a personal copy -- they really seem to get a kick out of reading them!):
If you visit the whitehouse in your "visually impaired" condition, Obama lama ding dong will be joyous to see you, as he exists in the same condition. After all, the picture below is of him during one of his most "introspective" moments.
Completing and sending in your "FR BUTTHURT" form will ensure that you receive a 2-for-1 gift certificate to a famous Youtube training course. It probably won't help you, but since it's a 2-for-1 certificate, your twin brother or sister can use it to ensure that they don't devolve into a plog blimper, er ... well ... you know!
