No no no! Stay away from Texas! We got drunk drivers, the weather is too hot, people are mean!
Stay away especially if you are a Northeastern or Californian liberal!
Agreed. We have dust storms, snow storms, tornados out the wazooo in the Panhandle. We have every poison snake -- rattlesnakes, cotton mouths, copperheads, and corals. Also feral hogs which will stampede you and chew you into bloody bits.
Hurricanes assail the Gulf coast. Did I mention the snakes? Also spiders, mosquitos, hornets, gnats, mayflies, and house flies. Poison ivy hangs from most trees. We even have alligators that swim up the rivers as far north as Dallas.
Naw. You don't even wanna move to Texas. Ever.