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Legalising Man-Dolphin Marriage Is Next
Enza Ferreri Blog ^ | 3 February 2015 | Enza Ferreri

Posted on 02/03/2015 3:20:34 PM PST by Enza Ferreri

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To: Enza Ferreri
Why shouldn't this man be (or have been) allowed to marry his dolphin sweetheart?

Because animals can't enter into contracts?

21 posted on 02/03/2015 3:45:35 PM PST by Bubba Ho-Tep
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To: Enza Ferreri

Soon liberals will be able to marry rock.


22 posted on 02/03/2015 3:53:34 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

In some cultures, inter-species marriage is popular, at least one-night marriages of convenience. They say it's not baaaaaad.

23 posted on 02/03/2015 4:00:18 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

FUNNEE!

Both Salmon like it.


24 posted on 02/03/2015 5:06:34 PM PST by kitkat (STORM HEAVEN WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: Uncle Miltie
I get it.
Sooo, I marry my truck, then as my spouse Obozocare will cover her repairs and some routine maintenance.
Who are you to judge? You, you auto-phobe....
25 posted on 02/03/2015 5:10:23 PM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Do bakeries have to bake cakes for these kinds of marriages?


26 posted on 02/03/2015 8:19:28 PM PST by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Is the dolphin vaccinated?


27 posted on 02/04/2015 3:19:23 PM PST by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Whoa - that sounds a little heteronormative to me. What about the gay dolphins? Anyone who doesn’t like the gay dolphins is racist.


28 posted on 02/04/2015 3:23:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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