There is no global warming. None.
It's too early for spring break so you must be home for a snow day. Just because you are set up next to the furnace in you mom's basement doesn't make the rest of the world artificially warmer.
You are clowning around now. However there has been no global warming for 17-18 years which is contrary to all the computer modeling done by scientist bought and paid for by the Federal Gov't grants and the liberal educational establishment. You play the contrarian here at FR but this is nothing compared to being a climate skeptic professor in a modern American university today. You definitely will not get any Federal grants for studying so called climate change