[aMorePerfectUnion]

First, he came for the squirrels, but I wasn’t from Arkansas, so I didn’t say anything.
Then, he came to promote climate change, but I wasn’t paying attention, so I didn’t say anything.
Then, he came to support gay families, but I wasn’t a homo, so I didn’t say anything.
Then, he came for the dolphins by releasing balloons, but I don’t eat balloons or dolphins, so I didn’t say anything.

Now, he’s coming for men, but there’s no one to speak up for me...

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Now, he’s coming for men, but there’s no one to speak up for me...

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The dolphins would have spoken up for you if you helped them you bastard. ;-)