The Sun-Times does not get to decide who is a U of C law professor. For better or worse, only the U of C does. And that's a fact!
In some ways you are very conservative but in a few ways you act like a full blown liberal. An example of the latter: if a liberal leftist person, government official or institution issues a statement that is contradicted by evidence but that serves Obama’s best interests and makes him look good, you take it as objective truth. You seemingly cannot conceive of liberals lying, shading, bending or stretching the truth, or rewriting the rules and/or history to serve their and Obama’s combined interests. In that sense, you are a very weird conservative.