[afsnco]

We used to collectively have enough sense to ignore the crazies among us. Guess not anymore.

[gdani]

It was funnier when “Family Guy” did it.

[rockrr]

But then he realized that he was suffering from microaggression.

I've got a topical cream he could try ;')

[elcid1970]

(Sigh) You just can’t make this stuff up.....

And you wanna know why? Because if you’re like me, you got at least half a brain, and if you dreamed this up as fiction, you would instantly realize that it’s extremely bad fiction.

But it’s not.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

have you #flexedyourmicroagression lately?

[Rodamala]

I pronounce “Cool Whip” as “Soybean Oil”.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

This all sounds like BS to me.

[MrB]

Does he say “koo wHip”?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

“‘Say Cool Whip,’ they’ll tell me… I’ll say ‘Cool Whip.’

Ummmm....next time try saying, "Piss off Jack or I'll slap the snot out of you."

Who is this kid? Pajama Boy?

[Boogieman]

No, it’s not “microaggression”, it’s “microtesticles”. Anyone who gets distraught by stuff like this has some tiny ones.

[WayneS]

This has GOT to be satire...

...Right?

[Claud]

"Who now can hear any thing of the sound of h in a numerous class of words when pronounced by a Philadelphian? The words what, when, where, wheel, which, wharf, and a hundred others, are pronounced by the unlearned, and alas ! by the learned, exactly thus, wat, wen, were, weel, witch, warf, &.C. "

-Piomingo, "The Savage" 1810

[Moonman62]

Michelle Obama is proof that Princeton lowered its standard a long time ago. I see the standards haven’t improved.

[UCANSEE2]

““My peers make a spectacle of it,” Patton painfully recounts. “‘Pull my finger,’ they’ll tell me… Then they fart. Every time they ask me, I do it, and they keep farting. I don’t know why. It must be micro-aggression.

[txrefugee]

And for this level of banality, parents pay tens of thousands to send students to Princeton. What a waste.

[BitWielder1]

False accusations are a form of aggression, and not so "micro" either.

[EEGator]

Is this real?

[M Kehoe]

Is this a real person? Can't be. Sad.

5.56mm

[rjsimmon]

This pansy-assed whiner has never ‘suffered’ in his life and is now wading into the shallow end of the victim pool.

[DannyTN]

He’s micro-whining