I know what you mean. The Conservatives call people rino who really are not rino's they are cino's if anything.
Few if any of them (Candidates) are going to be a small government, fiscally conservative, social conservative that is also whatever brand of Christian is most popular today, who also can put two sentences together and sound intelligent, who can keep the media at bay because he/she is as pure as the wind driven snow and also will appeal to people who don't eat and sleep politics.
So let the games begin!
I like Calvin Coolidge by the way.
I do that by voting Constitution Party.