Three stages of a relationship.
Stage 1: You are afraid to fart around her, and would go out of your way to avoid it.
Stage 2: You become more comfortable farting around her.
Stage 3: You fart in bed then pull the covers over her head.
...and that’s when you’re ready for marriage.
So the "Dutch Oven" is love, eh?
Always wondered what "the sign" was. d;^)
You fart in bed then pull the covers over her head. = The “dutch oven”.