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To: rightistight

Three stages of a relationship.

Stage 1: You are afraid to fart around her, and would go out of your way to avoid it.

Stage 2: You become more comfortable farting around her.

Stage 3: You fart in bed then pull the covers over her head.

...and that’s when you’re ready for marriage.


39 posted on 01/04/2015 12:28:40 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
"..Stage 3: You fart in bed then pull the covers over her head. ...and that’s when you’re ready for marriage.."

So the "Dutch Oven" is love, eh?
Always wondered what "the sign" was. d;^)

48 posted on 01/04/2015 12:33:45 PM PST by CopperTop
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You fart in bed then pull the covers over her head. = The “dutch oven”.


136 posted on 01/05/2015 4:52:11 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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