Newest Feminist Rallying Cry: “Farting” is Part of the Patriarchy

Pundit Press ^ | 1/4/15 | Aurelius

[doorgunner69]

Yeah right, tell me the Wookie does not fart up a windstorm every night after gorging on the taxpayers’ dime.

[NYFreeper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6IaXebn4GE

[IronJack]

I have a wife and two daughters who can hawk, belch, spit, and fart with champions. It brings a tear to my eye ... for any of a number of reasons.

But it is fair to say that the sphincter scoffs at gender.

[SunkenCiv]

[snip] The 3,000-year-old Sumerian proverb, from ancient Babylonia, reads: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” [/snip]

The world’s oldest jokes revealed by university research
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2054672/posts

Flatulence joke is world’s oldest (filed under breaking “wind” news)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2054834/posts

[digger48]

If they’d just go ahead and fart once in a while, feminists wouldn’t be such bitches

[Vaquero]

Mattie Blaylock quote?

[I want the USA back]

Hey screaming man-hating b!tch! stop acting so un-ladylike!

[Rebelbase]

“” explained that men are allowed “piss against a wall” and “spit in the street,” “

I recall at outdoor college parties overhearing plenty of women mentioning they needed to go “cop a squat”.

[Secret Agent Man]

Let’s make equally absurd statements.

Then HYSTERIA is part of the matriarchy. CRYING OVER EVERYTHING is part of the matriarchy. The special treatment you want DURING YOUR PERIOD is part of the matriarchy.

Feminazis. There is truly nothing left to for them to fight for if “farting” is the hot-button issue of today for them.

[Baynative]

"Glosswitch explains that women aren’t allowed to exhibit behaviors that come naturally to their bodies, "

[Nervous Tick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY

[Jack Hydrazine]

Big Bang Theory’s Penny Attacked by Feminists for Liking to Cook!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apkM9Uk9g2M

[Jack Hydrazine]

It just does something for the soul!

[DPMD]

This wacko has never spent time in my house, that’s for sure.

[Jack Hydrazine]

From the movie, “Love Stinks” (1999) starring French Stewart.

Farting in bed scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDV0SKOmJfs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Stinks_(film)

[onedoug]

It was ‘antebellum’ got me. But it fits that too.

[workerbee]

men are allowed “piss against a wall” and “spit in the street,”

Funny, I've never had cause to complain about this, because I've never associated with human trash. This idiot needs to upgrade the class of "men" she hangs around.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Could be she’s trying out for UF;

http://collegespun.com/sec/florida-sec/video-florida-rb-may-have-crapped-himself-after-scoring-a-touchdown

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I guess the rule about not being able to fart hasn’t filtered down to my wife.

Dutch Ovens are still for men only.

[onedoug]

Reminds me of a “night on the ville” just off Hill 29 about 12 clicks north of Tam Ky, RVN. Five or six blacks and whites together, and Grant suddenly takes “it” out, just whizzing-away as he walked.

“Wouldn’t you rather move away from that?” I asked. “Just don’t turn this way.”