Google "198 Bay St, Staten Island, NY" and zoom in on the Street View. You'll see a fat guy standing there with what looks like a loosie in his left hand.
What are the odds that on the random day Google Earth drives by...
I still want to see the call logs and the "loosies" evidence.
I say plainclothes boy Pairapanties was power-tripping. Whoops, for Eric Garner. But no worries! The DA was looking out for Danny Boy...