I want my cable fees back!
Perhaps the anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, Hon
I need to go find my comment from a couple weeks ago. I predicted either, he would not be “eaten” or “the snake would be killed.”
As it turns out, both may be true. I recorded it and fast forwarded it to the final 12 minutes later. They “said” the snake was unharmed and released back into the wild. But I didn’t see the footage of that. And I was surprised at how quickly and easily they got the snake to relax its attack.
What next, a faux Human Cannonball? Somebody is going to dream up a new situation for this guy to do. There are people who will do anything for fame, even if it almost kills them.
The snake they caught was not big enough to swallow that fool - without the moon suit, maybe.
They distort the meaning of words. “Eaten” means to be broken down and assimilated by a living creature. The promoters and article writers deliberately used the word “eaten” to get people to watch.
As in all media hype, the reality is nothing like what they are promoting.
Tune in next week for “The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults ...”
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