Dear DUmmies,
If your narrative were true, then I would be expecting you to be happy about it! According to your election narratives, women are only about sex anyway. The only issue that they consider when voting is “free rubbers!.” It is so important in fact, that you mandate that I pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control pills!
If you are going to mandate that I pay for Fluking, then I ought to be free to take it when I want it!
Actually, these are KOmmies.