He didn’t say what he did with the turkey sandwiches......
I think most people’s imaginations could tell them what shopping on Thanksgiving would be like without actually going there to experience it. No thanks - never have and never will.
We didn’t have the same father but I always said something similar - “I may not always be right but I’m hardly ever wrong.” Drove coworkers nuts but I didn’t feel sorry for them. It was what I said when they complained they couldn’t find a file (the really old days) and after I’d tell them where it was, they still couldn’t find it and I’d pick it up from exactly where I told them and hand it to them. Funny but that carried through with kids and a husband too!