Ha! I mean,
Nein! Ist sehr gut bier, ja! First bottle I had there were tiny letters at the top of the label reading 'Malt Liquor' but not because it's 40 dog swill--it's 7.6% ABV, and German law requires such description. Now, on to the triple bock! Burp!
Lissen you, ich haben das stiefel gedrunken in most of the odd corners of das Reich and I still never heard of diese Spaten Optimator, which I think you have possibly confused with a NAZI wunderwaffen scheduled for deployment in 1946. IIRC, it was an anti-tank mine of enormous power camouflaged to look like a pferdapfel.
Take two Narragansetts and call me in the morning.