So, to sum up your post, Valerie Jarrett is both our first woman president and our first Jewish president. Women have to do all the hard work — sigh! And token women usually have to fill two affirmative action slots!
Well, if she is Jewish she is the first African-American Jewish Female President Towel Girl. Wiki says she was born in Shiraz, Iran. Anyone born in Shiraz cannot be all bad, could they? Anyway, someone has to be President. Why not Val?
I give the woman full credit. I would not like to be responsible for monitoring Barry's play dates with Reggie, who BTW, seems off the radar lately. That means he might get to play two roles in this administration: Vince Foster AND Monica Lewinsky. Might be healthy to stay scarce, Reggie!
FW and I track stories about Barry and Michelle. Seems whenever the Barry/Reggie Thing is brought up on FR, it is immediately followed by lurid exposés of Barry The Stud Muffin making a play for some Hollywood Starlet and making Michelle just furious with jealousy! So, Albion, pay attention while you're on the Piggly Wiggly checkout line!