Smoking Marijuana Can Protect You From Ebola: Is there anything weed can't do? (Bizarre)

Montreal's MTL Blog ^ | October 16, 2014 | Michael D'Alimonte

[Vigilanteman]

Weed may not protect you from Ebola, but it can get you too stoned to give a sh*t.

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL! Potheads crack me up.

[When do we get liberated?]

Does this mean it is safe to share a joint with someone with ebola?

[Hillbillary]

You lose your fear of it, but you can’t remember why.

[Molon Labbie]

Call it Ehh-bola.

I would go into quarantine man, but I lack the motivation. Puff, Puff, Pass, a flood of blood out your...butt. Man.

[BitWielder1]

If you smoke pot INSTEAD OF getting yourself infected, then sure, it's good for a lot of things.
However, since alcohol and drug use notoriously affects decision making and judgment, such protection is questionable.

[fhayek]

Well, well, well. The Choom Gang comes full circle.

[newnhdad]

duuuuuuuuudddde.. it’s like a miracle man... pot is a a miracle cure for like everything man... hurry, legalize and tax it man....

[rockrr]

What the hey - if you’re dyin anyway?! LOL

[VanDeKoik]

It protects you from the realization that you have it.

[CrazyIvan]

Dave's not here, man. He's in quarantine.

[ClearCase_guy]

Obama was kissing nurses. He’s not worried about a thing.

[dainbramaged]

The bamster should be immune, then.

[matt1234]

Dave’s not here.

[Malsua]

Of course it works.

It makes you paranoid enough to follow all the safety precautions like no shaking hands, washing often, etc.

[clearcarbon]

If an ebola virus could attach itself to a cannabis smoke particle, it could probably infect people for as far away as you can smell it.

[Starstruck]

Name one hippy who has gotten ebola

[Secret Agent Man]

it wil either really help your potential nausea, or really make your nausea worse.

[dandiegirl]

How long has it been since he hugged and kissed the nurses. I bet Mooch is p.o.’d.