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New Exotic Particle Could Help Explain What Holds Matter Together
Live Science ^ | October 14, 2014 | Kelly Dickerson

Posted on 10/14/2014 9:40:48 PM PDT by lbryce

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A new exotic particle has been hiding out amidst the gobs of data collected by the world's largest atom smasher, physicists have discovered? And you have no transcendent, incredibly imaginative, mind-blowing name for this new particle? Ds3*. You really do have a sense of humor, after all.

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. You scientists, journalists just l-o-o-o-v-e to concoct these truly exciting,wholly disappointing, diametrically untrue polar opposite names for these exotic items that never live up to your hype. Remember "The God Particle"? Well, as nothing at all came of it having been discovered,(except for the Nobel Prize for their discoverers) how can you come up with a name for this new object of compelling wonder and enthrallment without feeling like a second grader who wet his pants? You think anyone is going to care when this this thing discovered even if you called it the 'Entire Meaning to Life' particle? I think not.

You just did yourself in coming up with these impossible to attain names and now whatever you can manage to conjure up to get people interested won't make the slightest difference. Nobody cares, really. Some of other winners. The Goldilocks spot. Where exoplanets are found to be in the perfect position to harbor life. Not to hot, no to cold. The problem is, among the hundreds of exoplanets discovered, not one is remotely within the Goldilocks spot.

And of course, the winner of the ultimate, most inappropriately convoluted, utterly mislabeled term of all time.....Arab Spring.

1 posted on 10/14/2014 9:40:48 PM PDT by lbryce
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To: lbryce

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2 posted on 10/14/2014 9:41:51 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: lbryce
That's not too hot, not too cold.
3 posted on 10/14/2014 9:43:06 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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Christ holds all things together.

“For by Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities— all things have been created through Him and for Him. 17He is before all things, and in Him all things hold together.”

Colossians 1:16-17


4 posted on 10/14/2014 9:47:35 PM PDT by .45 Long Colt
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>>New Exotic Particle Could Help Explain What Holds Matter Together<<

They found duct tape????


5 posted on 10/14/2014 9:54:30 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Zimmerman, Brown, Fast & Furious, IRS harassment, Philly ignorance: holdering in 1st degree)
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To: .45 Long Colt

I was going to say Duct Tape, but I think your response is much more truthful.


6 posted on 10/14/2014 9:56:35 PM PDT by doc1019
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Truthful, maybe. Funnier? No.


7 posted on 10/14/2014 10:02:57 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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My favorite:

The Ds3* particle is made of one charm antiquark and one strange quark.
So quarks now come in 6 flavors, two of which are "charm" and "strange". Sounds so magical.

If we are looking for what holds everything together, we already had the term "strong" force (aka "strong interaction"). Isn't that sufficient?

8 posted on 10/14/2014 10:03:03 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
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You also deserve credit for not calling it, like some people do, Duck Tape. (Quack,quack.)


9 posted on 10/14/2014 10:04:39 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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Universal adhesive, that’s right. Something that looks nice, but not too expensive.


10 posted on 10/14/2014 10:06:26 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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The Handyman’s Secret Weapon!


11 posted on 10/14/2014 10:08:16 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Well, if it is holding particles together, “gluon” would be a catchy name, but they’ve already used that for a gauge boson. Maybe they can call this the “tapeon” or the “stickyon”.


12 posted on 10/14/2014 10:09:32 PM PDT by Boogieman
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As we are boxed in into this particular non-binding, name game, how about Quantum Adhesive, now extra quarkier.
13 posted on 10/14/2014 10:10:23 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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>>Something that looks nice, but not too expensive.<<

Well if it was expensive but doesn’t look nice then they discovered my ex-wife.


14 posted on 10/14/2014 10:11:21 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Zimmerman, Brown, Fast & Furious, IRS harassment, Philly ignorance: holdering in 1st degree)
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Duck Tape is an actual brand.


15 posted on 10/14/2014 10:12:05 PM PDT by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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Obamulum.


16 posted on 10/14/2014 10:12:26 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: bigbob; doc1019; lbryce

Just for the record, I got there first :)


17 posted on 10/14/2014 10:13:53 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Zimmerman, Brown, Fast & Furious, IRS harassment, Philly ignorance: holdering in 1st degree)
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I did not know that. Free Republic. The Oracle of Everything.


18 posted on 10/14/2014 10:13:59 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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It’s ‘JB Weld’ isn’t it? I’ve used that epoxy to repair aluminum threads.


19 posted on 10/14/2014 10:14:33 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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>>Duck Tape is an actual brand<<

I know and it amazes me it took years for someone to glom on to it!


20 posted on 10/14/2014 10:15:06 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Zimmerman, Brown, Fast & Furious, IRS harassment, Philly ignorance: holdering in 1st degree)
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