Apparently, he adapted his Climate Change model to predict the spread of Obola in the States...Apparently, the quantifier, “Because Obola said so”, is proof that there is not a smidgen of Obola in America...
Comrade Professor Gerardo Lysenko?
Why, Comrade Obama can lower the Earth’s temperature and ocean levels!
He’s just been busy, you see—golf days are winding down.
Our robust public health system will track down everyone who has come in contact with these countless, unknown diseased carriers of death.
Our public workers have had considerable experience trying to locate 30 million Latin-speaking uninvited but honored guests, and statistically they are due—overdue, actually—to find someone, maybe even one of hundreds of Ebola virus vectors walking our streets like they own the damned place.
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