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To: marktwain
"If I see a guy carrying a big gun like this while I'm shoping, I have to assume he's a bad guy

Pith helmet short shorts and an shoulder bag....the fashion police might plug him.

6 posted on 10/04/2014 7:07:02 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Exactly what I was thinking. This guy must carry to ward off a possible fashion arrest.


15 posted on 10/04/2014 7:28:10 AM PDT by clintonh8r (It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
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To: BenLurkin
Pith helmet short shorts and an shoulder bag

The shoulder bag might be a bandolier {but I'm with you, it's probably Givenchy classic $600, shoulder bag}. Bless his sweet heart.

23 posted on 10/04/2014 7:56:41 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
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To: BenLurkin
Pith helmet short shorts and an shoulder bag....the fashion police might plug him.

At least take him in for questioning and maybe a makeover, he could look fabulous...
39 posted on 10/04/2014 9:03:12 AM PDT by Rumplemeyer (The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
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To: BenLurkin
Hey, at least the holster matches the shirt, he's not totally clueless. ;)

Honestly, I wish the day would come when some fashionistas somehow make sidearms the perfect accessory to any ensemble, talk about turning the tables on the low-info crowd. Picture it in your head; Red carpet gawkers gushing over some hottie celeb's gorgeous evening gown, sparklies by Tiffany, and stylish holster by Gucci....lol

44 posted on 10/04/2014 9:41:25 AM PDT by thescourged1
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To: BenLurkin

What if the shoulder strap is for his MP5?

Some people dress up to go out.


51 posted on 10/04/2014 11:16:49 AM PDT by Justa
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